Thursday, December 16, 2010

HEADLINE: New Ice Age Starts in Florida

Monday Dec 13, 2010

Yes, the land of Grapefruit , Oranges and Alligators  is now the land of ice and cold. Damn Global Warming, oops, I mean Climate Change. Sorry Al.                                    
We are looking for investors to invest in the construction of the 1st Snow Skiing Resort in the Great State of Florida. Anyone in? 
Gee, I lost my train of thought for a minute. Must be hypothermia creeping in. Seriously though, it’s been freaking cold and the wind has been blowing so hard I didn’t even have to shave for a couple days. Clocked 47 kts of wind on Monday and woke up to 30 deg temp Tuesday morning. That’s 2 whole degrees below freezing with a 15 kt wind to boot. We looked at our tickets we bought to Florida (just kidding) and it said "Welcome to Sunny Florida, your warm home away from home". Oh well, maybe we'll get a partial refund. 

Blue Skies, Crystal Clear Water and White Sandy Bottoms are on the way. Stay tuned.

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